Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad weather, you play as an unlikely oracle—a sarcastic barista with zero mystical powers. As you serve coffee to a motley crew of characters, from brooding heroes to hapless villains, you inadvertently become entangled in their quests. Each coffee order leads to a new prophecy that you've 'created,' dragging you further into dramatic escapades and hilarious misunderstandings. Can you navigate these absurd paths while figuring out your own fate? The choices you make will challenge your wit and shape the narratives of those around you.