In a world where prophecies are both mundane and wildly absurd, you play as a down-on-their-luck soothsayer tasked with interpreting the cryptic visions of rival prophets, disgruntled gods, and unpredictable townsfolk. Each choice you make leads to hilarious or outrageous outcomes that affect the fate of an entire kingdom. Engage in absurd dialogue, navigate political intrigue, and deal with bizarre events—like a miraculous chicken that may or may not hold the key to saving the world. Can you prove that the fate of a kingdom can really hinge on a punchline?