Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are all the rage, you play as a cynical prophecy broker who has the unique ability to rewrite predictions as you see fit. As a master of persuasion, your job is to navigate through the chaotic society where everyone believes they are fated for greatness. Interact with quirky characters, from misguided heroes to power-hungry villains, all while trying to avoid a prophecy stating that you will bring about the end of the world. Your choices will forfeit or fulfill their destinies, leading to unexpected and hilarious outcomes. Rewrite the rules of fate as you spin tales that defy logic and absurdly twist the future, all while trying to keep your own ass out of the prophecy crossfire!