Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by the whims of the gods and interpreted by the frazzled minds of mortals, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard tasked with deciphering a series of outlandish, conflicting prophecies. Each choice you make influences the fate of various wacky characters and the world itself, leading to unpredictable and hilarious outcomes. Will you align with the all-knowing oracle, or trust your oddly wise but drunk friend? The twist is that your decisions not only change the tale but also reveal the true nature of the mysterious prophecy that binds you all together.