Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are just as likely to be a punchline as they are to be true, players take on the role of a hilariously inept oracle. Tasked with interpreting a series of absurd and contradictory prophecies that land on your doorstep, you'll navigate a vibrant realm filled with quirky characters, bizarre situations, and ludicrous quests. Can you keep a straight face while avoiding destiny’s most ridiculous expectations? Your choices determine whether you become the laughingstock of the prophecies or prove that the future is brighter when people don't take it too seriously.