Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where every person has a prophecy that dictates their fate, you play as a lowly 'Prophecy Editor'. Your task is to read, rewrite, and hilariously misuse these prophecies to make the lives of your quirky clients more entertaining. Navigate through absurd scenarios as you juggle prophecies, avoiding ancient magical beings who are furious about their destinies being tampered with. Unravel the comedic chaos and try to restore balance—all while discovering your own misunderstood prophecy along the way.