In a realm where prophecies are as common as breakfast, you play as a failed oracle named Zaffir who accidentally mixed up a prophecy on the day of a grand celestial event. With the fate of the kingdom hanging by a thread, you must navigate a series of ludicrous decisions, absurd characters, and mind-bending twists in an effort to either fulfill the prophecy or completely misinterpret it for your own benefit. Choose your words wisely as you interact with knights, wizards, and that weird bard who insists on breaking into song at the worst times. Each choice leads to outrageous outcomes, making every playthrough fresh and hysterically unpredictable.