Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies dictate societal norms and lead to impending doom, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard who accidentally stumbles upon an ancient prophecy scroll that's been miswritten. Instead of doom, it hilariously predicts mundane events like the rise of a knitting guild and the fall of the local soup economy. Your task? Navigate through this absurd alternate universe, interact with quirky characters, and make choices that will decide the fate of the realm—by either living up to, or completely disregarding, the ludicrous predictions. With dynamic dialogue options and a host of unexpected twists, your decisions will tip the balance between chaos and comedic relief.