Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are the currency of power, you play as a jaded seer named Finley who has made a career out of misinterpreting foretold fates. When a legendary prophecy falls into your hands, everyone from royal courts to rogue thieves comes hunting for it. With sharp wit and a knack for sarcasm, you'll navigate through bizarre political intrigues and absurd quests, all while crafting your own destiny. Will you profit from the chaos, or will you accidentally fulfill the prophecy you never intended to? Choices matter, but so does your sloppy sense of humor!