Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often get hilariously twisted! As a mediocre 'Prophecy Broker', you navigate a chaotic realm full of clients who have wildly different interpretations of their futures. Your job? To untangle their absurd destinies, make the right deals, and occasionally fend off mythical creatures who take offense to misinterpretations. Each choice you make leads to unpredictable outcomes, and your snappy dialogues and sharp wit are your best tools for survival in this riotous blend of fate and folly.