Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of a hapless bard in a whimsical fantasy realm, where prophecies about great heroes are being randomly assigned to the wrong people. As the bard, your mission is to weave tales of unexpected events, confront eccentric characters, and navigate a world where the fate of kingdoms hinges on comedic misunderstandings. With each choice you make, the prophecies change, leading either to glorious triumphs or outrageous failures, and all paths lead to humor. Can you save the realm from an unscheduled quest to avenge a burnt pie?