In this interactive text-based game, you play as Scriv, a reluctant scribe for an ancient prophecy guild tasked with documenting increasingly bizarre and ludicrous predictions made by various eccentric oracles. Your journey takes you through a fantastical realm filled with talking animals, time-bending shenanigans, and outrageous prophecies that often contradict one another. With each whimsical encounter, your decisions shape not only the culminating prophecy but also the fate of the guild. Can you navigate through the absurdities and deliver the prophecy that makes sense—or at least makes people laugh?