Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a washed-up prophet in an absurd world where the accuracy of prophecies directly affects the fortunes of the inhabitants. As the self-proclaimed oracle, you must navigate the chaotic politics, bizarre factions, and exaggerated personalities that result from others' attempts to either embrace or undermine your predictions. Engage with eccentric characters like zealot followers, scheming rivals, and ridiculous cults, all while making choices that can skew fate itself. Will you become the ultimate prophet or a laughingstock? The fate of the world balances on your cryptically humorous decisions!