Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are just as likely to be written by a hiccuping bard as they are by an all-knowing oracle, players step into the shoes of Callie, a fortune teller with the worst luck imaginable. Most days, she can't even predict what's for lunch! When an ancient prophecy pops up declaring that it’s her destiny to save the realm from an impending doom, Callie knows she must get to the bottom of who truly wrote it and why. As players navigate through an absurd series of bizarre encounters—talking animals that dislike adventurers, suspiciously friendly trolls, and a kingdom obsessed with turnip races—they’ll engage in witty banter and choose from hilarious options to either embrace the prophecy, twist it for their own amusement, or outright ignore it. This game is a mix of choose-your-own-adventure and comedic improvisation, where player choices shape not just the plot, but the very fate of the realm.