Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are written by a chaotic pantheon of deities and foisted upon unsuspecting mortals, you take on the role of a reluctant Oracle. Your town is buzzing with rumors of a 'Grand Prophecy' that will determine the fate of all. However, instead of a noble journey of self-discovery, you find yourself embroiled in absurd situations as rival factions hunt you down to decode the prophecy in their favor. Engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, make choices that lead to hysterical outcomes, and navigate a world where you might accidentally summon a dragon while trying to fix your breakfast. Can you find your own path amidst the chaos, or will you become yet another pawn in the whims of fate?