Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as Seer McGee, an unlicensed oracle whose abilities to predict the future are questionable at best. Your adventure begins when you accidentally receive a prophecy about a grand calamity involving an ancient artifact that everyone believes should be destroyed—except for you. Fumbling through a series of hilarious misinterpretations, absurd quests, and unlikely allies, you must figure out how to either fulfill, twist, or completely ignore this prophecy to avoid chaos in your town and beyond. Will you embrace your destiny, or will you just fumble your way through the convoluted paths of fate with laughter and a touch of magic?