Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as morning coffee, you play as an underachieving scribe, tasked with interpreting an absurdly convoluted prophecy that seems to change every time someone reads it. As you unravel the tangled threads of fate, you'll interact with a colorful cast of characters, including a paranoid king, a clueless oracle, and a snarky talking cat. Through text-based dialogues, you influence the outcome of the prophecy, leading to wildly unpredictable and hilarious scenarios. Will you become the hero of the realm or just the punchline of a cosmic joke?