Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are handed out like candy from a piñata, you play as a reluctant oracle named Vex who has found themselves at the center of a chaotic dispute among various factions. Everyone claims your latest prophecy points to their agenda, turning your simple life into a comedic mess of misunderstandings. Navigate through absurd conversations with knights, witches, mercenaries, and politicians as you try to set the record straight, all while assembling a ragtag team to help reinterpret your prophecies, avoid awkward battles, and maybe even find love amidst the laughter. Your choices will determine the fate of your quirky world—will you help restore order, or let the chaos unfold?