Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are brewed and sold like coffee, you, the protagonist, find yourself in a volatile prophecy marketplace gone rogue. After mistakenly acquiring a prophecy that hints at a calamity involving a giant cheese wheel, you must navigate through absurd quests, choose quirky companions, and decipher eerily inaccurate prophecies from eccentric seers. Every decision reshapes not only your adventure but also the destiny of this comedic world. Will you save it from the cheese wheel? Or will your choices lead to total dairy disaster?