In a world where prophecies aren't just predictions but are tangible things that people can claim ownership of, you, a broke and cynical fortune-teller's apprentice, find yourself in possession of a prophecy that could control the fate of the city. Our chaotic world is filled with quirky characters, each claiming the prophecy to further their own outlandish agendas: from a flamboyant warlock with a flair for the dramatic to a rebellious witch who believes in the power of selfies. As you navigate bizarre challenges and engage in witty banter, your choices will lead you through a rich narrative of humor, betrayal, and unexpected alliances. Will you keep the prophecy for yourself, or will you pass it on to a stranger for a donut? The decisions are yours—just be ready for the wild twists along the way!