Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can literally change the fate of kingdoms, you are a jaded bard known for spinning tales rather than true predictions. One day, you stumble upon a mysterious ancient scroll that prophecies either your rise as a legendary hero or your imminent doom. As opposing factions and quirky characters descend upon you, you've got to navigate through a web of comical misunderstandings, unpredictable magical happenings, and dramatic confrontations. Your choices will shape the outcome of the prophecy, leading to hilariously unforeseen results that defy typical fantasy clichés. Will you become the hero everyone thinks you can’t be, or will you become the punchline in someone else's epic saga?