Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophetic destiny is run by a chaotic bureaucracy, you play as a reluctant seer with a knack for misunderstanding the cryptic messages of fate. Instead of saving the world, you and a ragtag group of misfits must navigate a series of absurd challenges dictated by wildly misinterpreted prophecies while trying to find the original prophecy to stop a calamity that may or may not exist. Use clever dialogue choices, explore vibrant locales, and witness the hilariously unpredictable impacts your decisions have on fate itself. Before you know it, you'll be juggling magical contracts, arguing with quirky gods, and having to convince a dragon not to eat your lunch—all while trying to piece together a coherent ending to your own confused future.