In a whimsical realm where prophecies are a daily commodity, you play as an underachieving oracle named Thistle who has the unique ability to predict utterly mundane and hilariously bizarre events. After a mix-up at the annual Prophecy Fair, you find yourself entwined in a chaotic quest to retrieve stolen prophecies that hold the fate of your quirky village (but really just involve who'll win the next pie-eating contest). Engage in witty banter, solve peculiar puzzles, and choose between fantastical twists and absurd outcomes. Will you outwit the rival oracle, confront the chaotic prophecy thieves, and ultimately decide the fate of your prophecies, or will you just end up predicting the weather again? Spoiler: it’s going to rain cats and dogs.