Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often heavily misunderstood, you play as a witty fortune-teller who accidentally stumbles upon the 'True Prophecy' during a chaotic marketplace encounter. Now, you must navigate through an absurd network of rival seers, mischievous demigods, and disgruntled townsfolk all with their own agendas. The choice is yours: manipulate the prophecy to your advantage, decipher its actual meaning, or hilariously mislead everyone into a series of increasingly crazy events.