Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the latest trend, you find yourself in the middle of a royal dispute. A fortune-teller's mishap has caused chaos among the kingdoms since no one can agree on who the real prophesied hero is. As an aspiring bard with a knack for storytelling, you must navigate through a web of misleading prophecies, eccentric characters, and fantastical quests. Use your wit and charm to convince others that you hold the true prophecy and guide them using absurd predictions that lead to hilariously unpredictable outcomes. Shape the course of events with your choices while dodging knights, skeptical villagers, and a melodramatic dragon who thinks they were destined to be the hero. Can you gather enough fantastical followers by the end, or will you end up as a footnote in yet another misadventure?