Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are traded like Pokémon cards, you play as an unwitting scribe with a knack for misinterpreting destiny. After accidentally rewriting an ancient prophecy that foretells a 'giant calamity,' all of the most powerful beings, from wizards to minotaurs, come knocking at your door to either avenge or recruit you. Navigate through absurd scenarios, choose your allies, and craft your own legendary saga while dodging literal falling stars and misplaced predictables. Your choices directly influence the bizarre outcomes, leading to multiple endings filled with sinister jokes and unexpected hilarity. Will you embrace the chaos or rewrite the rules of fate?