Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are written by bickering deities, players assume the role of a hapless bard caught in a bloated narrative. Tasked with fulfilling a prophecy that keeps changing based on the whims of gods playing games with mortals, players navigate a series of bizarre scenarios filled with eccentric characters and outrageous events. The choices you make influence not only the outcome of your mission but also the prophecy itself. Will you craft the perfect ending, or will the gods throw you into a misadventure of epic proportions? Forge alliances, irritate the divine, and learn to improvise your way through chaos while uncovering the true meaning of destiny—or lack thereof.