Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Prophecies? More like profanities!

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Step into a chaotic world where prophecies are more like punchlines than predictions. You play as a down-on-their-luck oracle who accidentally becomes a hit after inventing absurd prophecies that always seem to come true, albeit in the most ridiculous ways. Navigate a zany landscape filled with over-the-top characters, each yearning to get their hands on the next outrageous prediction you conjure. Will you be a champion of hilarity or succumb to the pressures of prophecy? Your choices dictate the outcome in this lively, interactive text-based adventure filled with whimsical storytelling and laugh-out-loud moments.