In a world where prophecies can be bought and sold like stocks, you play as a hapless fortune-teller with the unique ability to alter premonitions at will. After accidentally provoking a prophecy war among rival factions, you must navigate through a series of absurd and dramatic choices that could lead to glory, catastrophe, or a reputation as the worst seer in the realm. Engage with quirky characters, including a sarcastic talking cat who claims to be your mentor, and a rival seer who doubles as your nemesis and love interest. Your choices dynamically reshape the outcomes of prophecies, leading to multiple endings and a tapestry of humorous yet thrilling scenarios.