Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where every major event is dictated by humorously vague prophecies, you play as a hapless bard who accidentally stumbles upon a prophecy that could alter the very fabric of fate. As the newly famed (and somewhat inept) Chosen One, you'll embark on a series of comedically perilous quests across comedic lands, each filled with bizarre characters and absurd situations. Each text-based choice leads you deeper into a hilariously convoluted plot where destiny is written in riddles and puns, and the true meaning of your prophecy is constantly up for debate. Will you find the true purpose of your destined role, or will your fate end up being as nonsensical as the prophecies themselves? Your decisions determine whether you become a legendary hero or just another punchline in a cosmic joke.