Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the enchanted world of Prophetium, where prophecies are written by an absurdly arbitrary Author who takes their cues from the whimsical choices of the players. You play as an everyman character inadvertently mixed up in a celestial comedy of errors. Navigate through a series of bizarre scenarios, from negotiating with a dragon who just wants to open a karaoke bar, to mediating a predestined duel between two warring star-crossed lovers — neither of whom really want to fight! Your choices shape which prophecies unfold, turning mundane situations into hilarious adventures, all while mocking epic tropes along the way.