Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a snarky scribe tasked with documenting the wild, wacky, and often contradictory predictions of various oracles. As the last scribe of a crumbling empire, you navigate a series of bizarre quests where you must decipher which prophecies to follow and which to hilariously debunk. Along the way, you'll interact with eccentric characters—from a self-absorbed hero to a confused villain who keeps forgetting his plans. The outcome of each prophecy shifts based on your decisions and the awkward situations you create, leading to unexpected hilarity and dramatic plot twists. Can you keep the empire afloat with your pen and wit, or will you write yourself into a corner?