Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought and sold like commodities, you play as an amateur oracle who accidentally gains the ability to see everyone's future, except your own. With a colorful cast of dysfunctional characters, including a brooding hero with a terrible sense of direction, a villain who's more interested in fashion than world domination, and a wise old sage who's lost his glasses, you navigate through absurd quests and twisted fates. Can you help others fulfill their often ridiculous prophecies while trying to discover what fate has in store for you? Or will you inadvertently alter destiny in ways that make the universe question your sanity?