Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a mythic realm where prophecies are written not by oracles, but by snarky bards eager to spice up their storytelling. As a hapless hero (or anti-hero), you find yourself entangled in a series of absurd prophecies that could alter the fate of kingdoms or just ruin dinner plans. Navigate through outrageous quests, bamboozle inept sidekicks, and outwit clueless villains as you attempt to uncover the true origins of your so-called destiny. Every decision shapes the epic—and hilariously misguided—narrative that unfolds around you, leading to wildly unexpected outcomes that no one, not even the bards, could predict.