Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, you step into the shoes of an absurdly average bard who accidentally becomes the focus of a powerful prophecy that states you will either save the kingdom or cause its downfall. With a motley crew of dysfunctional allies—from a sarcastic dragon to a timid oracle—you embark on a zany quest filled with unpredictable choices. Explore vibrant landscapes, engage in hilarious dialogues, and make outrageous decisions that can lead to ridiculous outcomes. Can your bardic charm keep the kingdom from spiraling into chaos, or will you trip over your lute and let the apocalypse unfold?