Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where you, a self-proclaimed 'Prophetic Consultant', navigate a series of outrageous misadventures dictated by a constantly changing set of prophecies. You must convince an eccentric group of clients—from a lovelorn dragon to an indecisive king—of the validity of each absurd prediction you spin. Every decision you make reshapes not only their fates but also the prophecies themselves, leading to hilarious outcomes and unpredictable twists. Can you juggle the demands of ambitious clients while maintaining your reputation as the universe's worst fortune-teller?