Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are sold like commodities, you are a lowly town crier with the unlikeliest of talents: the ability to improvise prophecies on the spot, based on whatever absurd situation arises. Your journey takes you through the whimsical and often treacherous land of Prophetover, where you must navigate rival prophecy merchants, mystical beings, and an overzealous prophecy enforcement agency that considers you a threat to their lucrative business. With every choice, your spontaneous prophecies could either save or doom the characters you encounter. Will you rise to fame, or find yourself in a prophecy about your own downfall?