Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are treated like commodities, you play as a broke oracle who accidentally stumbles upon a mystical prophecy auction. The fate of an entire kingdom hangs in the balance as competing factions vie for control of the most outrageous and absurd prophecies imaginable. You'll navigate a series of quirky challenges, barter with eccentric characters, and uncover the true meaning behind each prophecy while trying to reclaim your own future. With fluid dialogue choices and a hilarious cast, your decisions will shape the outcome - will you become the hero of your own disastrous predictions, or will you sell out and live poorly ever after?