In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as an underachieving oracle who's been given the responsibility to fulfill a series of bizarre prophecies that seem to contradict each other. The twist? Each prophecy seems to have a mind of its own, leading you through a wild journey filled with eccentric characters, outrageous quests, and unexpected consequences. Interact with townsfolk, animals, and even inanimate objects as you piece together who actually 'fits' each prophecy, all while trying to avoid a fate worse than writing a thousand blank scrolls. Can you untangle the web of fate before the universe implodes? Your choices will shape the adventure, and the outcome is never quite what it seems.