Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophetic messages are shared like a popular meme, you play as a down-on-their-luck seer named Dash. Blessed with the often useless ability to foresee ridiculous and absurd events, Dash finds themselves ensnared in a web of increasingly bizarre predicaments. As the protagonist, you must navigate a quirky society where everyone takes predictions far too literally, leading to uproarious misunderstandings and unintended consequences. Your decisions will determine whether you rise as a comedic hero or become another footnote in the marketplace of disastrous prophecies.