Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee, you play as a hapless 'Prophecy Editor' tasked with interpreting absurd and contradictory prophecies that individuals come seeking. Become embroiled in a web of hilarious miscommunications, divine mix-ups, and outrageous expectations as you navigate through various scenarios, from a tyrannical llama lord to an underground pizza cult. Your choices influence how these dramatic prophecies unfold, leading to wildly varying outcomes—ranging from the ridiculous to the outright catastrophic. Will you bring peace or chaos, or leave everyone questioning their entire existence? The power is in your hands, but so is the absurdity!