Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by the whims of fate and the absurdity of a bureaucracy, you play as a so-called 'Prophecy Consultant.' Your job? To interpret bewildering predictions from clients who can’t even agree on which prophecy applies to them. As you navigate a labyrinth of eccentric characters—from a lovesick oracle to a time-traveling bard—you must untangle their stories, dodge bizarre calamities, and unearth the true origins of a prophecy that threatens to alter the fabric of reality itself. Can you survive the hilariously convoluted world of fate while keeping your sanity intact?