In a world where prophecies are as common as baked bread, you play as a fortune-telling fraud named Merrick, who has just stumbled upon a mysterious tome proclaiming a prophecy about the impending doom of the realm. But here’s the twist – the prophecy is written in a language only he can decipher, and it seems to change based on his mood! Adventure through towns filled with quirky characters, make absurd choices that alter the course of fate, and engage in hilarious wordplay battles to convince others of your prophetic powers. As you juggle fate, friendship, and a slightly unhinged cat familiar, you must figure out who actually holds the strings of destiny while staying one step ahead of an ancient cult that wants the prophecy for themselves.