Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee shops, you play as a disgruntled oracle who has had enough of the prophetic nonsense. After years of predicting mundane events and dealing with inept heroes, you decide to take a stand. As you navigate through a comedic landscape filled with entitled adventurers, bizarre cults, and rival oracles, you'll use your unique ability to manipulate prophecies to influence events, mislead would-be heroes, and ultimately craft your own destiny. Your choices will lead to unpredictable outcomes and hilariously unexpected consequences. Will you use your powers for good, evil, or just to watch the world burn in chaos? Each decision will create a ripple effect, altering the fabric of this fantastical society in wild and absurd ways.