In a world where prophecies literally shape reality, you take on the role of an unremarkable scribe named Quill, who accidentally gets entangled in a series of wild quests dictated by outlandish prophecies. Each 'mission' is absurdly unpredictable, ranging from retrieving a magical sock from a dragon's laundry to convincing a cranky oracle that cucumbers are the next big thing. Your choices determine how these bizarre prophecies play out, leading to hilarious outcomes and unpredictable twists as you navigate through prophecy-driven absurdity, engage with eccentric characters, and try not to end up as a footnote in the annals of history.