Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by a chaotic mix of foreshadowing and bad sitcom writing, you take on the role of a reluctant seer who must navigate absurd scenarios and unpredictable allies. Each choice you make unfolds a new layer of bizarre destinies and intertwining fates. Can you divine the truth from a mess of conflicting prophecies, or will you end up as the punchline of your own story? Face off against freelance oracles, bumbling heroes, and a villain with an inexplicable affinity for interpretive dance while you strive to uncover your own chaotic destiny.