Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are as unpredictable as the weather! In this interactive text-based game, you play as a down-and-out bard who accidentally discovers an ancient prophecy scroll that foretells the fate of the kingdom. However, the prophecies are hilariously miswritten, often contradicting themselves and leading you on absurd tangents. Team up with quirky characters—a sassy dragon, a forgetful wizard, and a overly dramatic knight—as you navigate through a series of unpredictable quests to either fulfill or hilariously sabotage various prophecies. Expect laughter, plot twists, and moral dilemmas where your choices could lead to an even more absurd outcome. With every decision, you'll shape the narrative, collect ridiculous items, and even create your own offbeat prophecies!