Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the mismatched shoes of a prophecy writer who discovers their latest creation, a fabled hero, is allergic to every weapon in the realm! With survival at stake, you must navigate a series of absurd quests and ludicrous decisions, crafting prophecies that require humor and wit rather than swords and shields. Attempt to guide your hero while dealing with eccentric characters, ridiculous misfortunes, and your own disastrous writing skills. Will your words save the day, or will they end in utter chaos?