Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Step into a realm where fate is a twisted game played by a group of crass and cunning deities, each with their own agendas. In this text-based adventure, you assume the role of a down-and-out fortune teller who accidentally receives a magical artifact that allows you to write your own prophecies. Navigate through a series of humorous and outrageous scenarios by making choices that affect both the outcome of your story and the relationships you build with the outlandish gods and goddesses trying to steer you towards their ideal future. Each decision could either elevate you to celestial fame or subject you to the absurd whims of fate itself. Can you juggle their demands while crafting your own destiny in this playful and unpredictable world?