In a world where prophecies are the currency of life, you play as a cranky oracle who has become disillusioned with their prophetic powers. Instead of choosing to fulfill well-known destinies, you must navigate through hilariously absurd scenarios where you attempt to rewrite the fate of various characters in need, from a bumbling hero who can't seem to get anything right to an overly dramatic villain who takes themselves way too seriously. Every choice you make will lead to wildly unpredictable outcomes, leaving your once-esteemed reputation at stake. Can you turn the prophecy game on its head and create your own destiny while keeping the laughs rolling?